We boarded a train later that day en route to the Indefatigable, over
the Menai Straits to Anglesey, arriving about seven thirty on that dark,
cold, January night in 1956. We filed into the long hallway of this
large mansion, were told to place our bags on the deck and proceed to
the mess-hall where we stood to attention by some long tables with
painted linoleum forming the top. Placed on this were two slices of
bread, and a small pat of butter placed at intervals alongside a plastic
mug of very weak orange juice. The Captain (George Washington Irvin)
arrived shortly afterwards - a huge bull of a man in full uniform (he
was an ex merchant navy master); he stood at ease, placed his hands
behind his back, glared at us, then proceeded to expound the value of
the Indefatigable.
"The values that honest men know to be true, integrity, discipline,
the determination to do one's best, a wish to serve others. These are
the values by which the Indefatigable has tried to live and strives to
maintain so that true Indefatigable boys the world over, are able, not
only to cope with life and all its complications, but are ambassadors,
trying to show others by example the way we should all live our lives". He
abruptly turned on his heel and departed leaving us to our supper. We
were left to come to terms with our food - there were no plates, and the
one piece of butter that we were allowed was very small. In fact, I
discovered later, it was one slice from a half-pound block which was
divided into thirty two pieces. We were left in charge of the Chief
Petty Officer boy - in effect the head boy, Andy Anderson, who turned
out to be very tough, but a fair and popular C.P.O.
After this enlightening introduction, we were allowed some leisure time
and allotted our bunks in one of the large rooms of the mansion and put
under the care of the Leading Hand in the dormitory.
I awoke next morning to the sound of "Reveille" played by the duty
bugler at 0630. I joined the rush to the ablution block and returned to
make up my bunk neatly with the blankets folded on top, before the next
bugle call ordered us to fall in. We were then sent off on various
cleaning jobs. It had just turned 7 o'clock and was still dark. My
first job, along with four other boys was to get down on my hands and
knees and rub in polish on the wooden deck of the large recreation room,
the polish was of similar consistency to soft butter and it was applied
to the deck by the leading hand in charge. He scooped a handful out of
a large tin and splattered it in front of us as we worked backwards
spreading the polish with dirty rags as we went.
When the boy in charge was satisfied with our work, we were given
cleaner rags and told to start again, this time, bringing the floor to a
lovely shine. By then it was becoming daylight and although I was
beginning to get pangs of homesickness, I could appreciate the beautiful
scenery which struck my gaze when I finally arose from the deck and
peered from the window. Below me were the Indefatigable's playing
fields running down to the wide Menai Straits, across the Straits were
the forest areas on the slopes of the Snowdonia mountain range and, in
the distance, Mount Snowdon itself, topped with snow, completing the
vista I shall never forget.
Similar work was being carried out throughout the school, all under the
command of senior boys. If there was any slacking or backchat, any
slight infringement at all, the culprit was given a crack or a poke with
a broom handle or worse still put on "jankers". One of these regular
punishments was to peel one hundredweight of potatoes - with, or
without, assistance - during leisure time in the evening. This was
always done outside in the cobbled yard in all weathers. A sack of
spuds was tipped into a wheelbarrow, peeled, and thrown into large pots
containing water, now this tended to splash a bit, hence the alfresco
method, we had to clean up the yard afterwards and without complaint,
otherwise we would be "volunteered" to repeat the task the next day.
Well, someone had to do it!
There were 120 boys, and each boy belonged to one of four "divisions"
named Hood, Rodney, Raleigh and Drake, identified by their respective
colours of yellow, green, blue and red. Each division included three
Leading Hands and in overall charge of his division was the Petty
Officer boy. Andy Andrews, our popular Chief Petty Officer boy was in
charge of all us lads but was of course answerable to any of the ships
Officers. These consisted of two seamanship and one signal's officer
plus two schoolteachers, our Captain, and the Chief Officer, Mr Derrik.
Mr Derrik was a man of about fifteen stone, he was ex-Royal Navy about
sixty years old, and he ran a very tight ship with the aid of his senior
ranking boys. There was no way any lad could "pull the wool over his
eyes". If anyone tried this inane act while being interviewed by him he
would receive a painful jab under the ribcage, delivered by two very
stiff fingers.
This had the effect of knocking the guilty one backwards about six feet
when he was supposed to be standing to attention. I learned quickly not
to get involved with any tête-à-tête with him. He delivered our mail
after dinner by standing in the centre of the mess-hall and flicking the
letters like cigarette cards in the general direction of the intended
recipient, which I always found amusing.
On this first day us new boys were kitted out with our naval uniforms
and the rest of our working gear. We wore a cap, heavy blue cotton
shirts, short blue corduroy trousers, leather boots and long socks -
similar to white football socks, but with our respective divisional
colours decorating the top quarter. I was now Boy J. S. Earl number 98
of Hood Division. All my clothing was stamped with two inch high
numbers. I was given a ball of bright yellow wool and a needle and
ordered to embroider all the numbers in a seaman-like fashion, I was
advised to keep my boots polished and my white cap blancoed, so as not
to let Hood Division down.
The officer in charge of Hood Division was Mr Firth, (the same officer
who had met us at Liverpool) he had a rather long nose and was
affectionately known as Beaky, he was a very keen sailing and seamanship
instructor - his hobby was photography - I liked him and he quickly
gained my respect. More of him later.
I was afflicted with homesickness, I missed my old routine, my freedom,
my dog, home cooking, especially Sunday dinners, my friends, even my old
bike.
Alongside the mansion, was a rock known as "Nozzers rock". It was huge,
being about thirty feet high and about forty feet wide, the new boys,
"the Nozzers" as they were called, sometimes climbed atop this rock to
contemplate their predicament and get a bit of peace. I clambered up
there several times in the first few weeks, but as I became more
familiar with the life and made friends, I settled down and began to
enjoy the challenges that were thrust upon me.
One of these challenges was a lad called xxx----------, he didn't like
me, and one day after a slight mishap with a bucket of water, we started
swapping punches. However, before long we were caught red-handed by the
sports officer - a Mr Adams, he said "Earl, xxx---------, finish this
tonight, in the gym" (he was a man of few words). This apparently was
the custom when anyone was caught fighting, so the contest was arranged
between myself and this "tough nut" from Liverpool, in the gym, a
converted stone barn, it was sparse, cold and had a bare wooden floor
where a boxing ring was permanently set up.
The specific rule for a "grudge fight" (for that's what it was), was
that there were no rounds, the fight had to continue until one was
knocked out or gave in. My second, and good friend Jimmy Hughes, from
Leeds, came armed with a white towel, a sponge, and a very worn pair of
boxing gloves. Mr Adams was the referee, he started the match by saying
"get stuck in". So we did, before long we had both sustained
nosebleeds, the inside walls of the gym were coated with whitewash, and
as our blood was being freely splattered everywhere, what missed the
avid audience was sprayed all over the nice white walls, but egged on by
my supporters I refused to give in. Neither would xxx---------
Eventually, after what seemed a very long time, severely battered,
bruised and bleeding, we could fight no more, we had both exhausted
ourselves to a halt, so the bout was declared a draw, but it had been
good entertainment for the lads and it was talked about for a long
time. I became xxx----- respected friend and found my esteem or "street
cred" as it is now called, had risen considerably. (Later, xxx----
earned the rank of Petty Officer boy of Drake Division, Jimmy Hughes,
Petty Officer of Raleigh, and I became Petty Officer of Hood Division).
A few of us lads were entered for the National Schoolboy Boxing
Championships and I managed to do quite well, although in one bout with
a "Conway" boy (from the Officer's training ship) one of my front teeth
was broken off, I was able to have it crowned but it gave me trouble for
years after. When it came to the Welsh finals, I managed to lose on
points in a hotly disputed decision to a chap named Walsh, he, however,
beat the English champion easily in his next fight and he consequently
won the Great Britain Schoolboy Championship. So close, never mind!
Another injury I received, was when I received a severe kicking to my
stomach while playing rugby. It was extremely painful and turned out to
be quite serious with complications. This involved taking a urine
sample to the hospital in Bangor (on one of these journeys I stopped on
the suspension bridge to watch the old H.M.S. Conway which was ablaze
below me. It had gone aground years earlier while being towed through
the Straits, and then abandoned, apparently it had caught fire while
being dismantled). Eventually, I ended up in the Royal Southern
Hospital in Liverpool for two weeks, mainly for observation for
something called "albinuria" a kidney complaint. I actually put on
weight in hospital, possibly due to the admirable administrations of
Nurse Margaret Fenton. She was a chocolate box beauty and took care of
all my needs (mainly in the sluice room in the small hours) I fell madly
in love with her. It couldn't last of course - she was too old for me.
Margaret was seventeen - I was by then fifteen!
On Saturday mornings we did our washing, or "dhobi-ing" as it was known
(from the Hindi dhobi - washerman). This chore was carried out in the
courtyard, using buckets, hard soap and a scrubbing brush, all under the
watchful eyes of the senior hands, our washed clothes had to pass the
scrutiny of these lads otherwise we would suffer miserably for what
would seem to be Neolithic incompetence.
Early on Saturday afternoons, the lucky ones not on duty or jankers
would don their uniforms, fall in for a brief inspection by the
divisional officer, and were marched off and dismissed, whereupon we ran
hell for leather to the railway station to catch the local train to
Bangor. (The station was in the village of
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. The village
name was devised by a nineteenth century local cobbler and it must be
one of tourist's most successful publicity stunts. Almost everyone has
heard of the place even if few could pronounce its name - which means
"St Mary's Church in the hollow of the white hazel near a rapid
whirlpool and the Church of St Tysilio near the red cave".
Anyway, off we went with our five shillings (25 pence) pocket money
which was the maximum that was officially allowed, and we reached the
cinema in Bangor in time for the matinee. Afterwards, my friends and I
crossed the road to the College Cafe (near the University) where we each
tucked into a large plate of egg and chips with bread and butter, and
then hopefully chatted up the local or college girls to the tune of Rock
Around The Clock by Bill Hayley on the juke box. So this was the
highlight of the week, we never got far with the girls though, mainly
because we had to abort our amorous intentions to return to the
Indefatigable on time.
Sunday was church parade. The duty bugle-boy would sound divisions
which was the signal to line up on the parade ground. Dressed in our
best uniforms, standing in three ranks in our respective divisions, and
the band with their instruments gleaming and the white caps, belts and
gaiters newly blancoed, we would be inspected by the Chief Officer and
the Captain. The lads that were not attending church, the sick, those
of some obscure religion, and others who were detailed off for a
haircut, were dismissed (the village barber always attended parade on
Sunday mornings). The rest of us marched off in a column of threes
headed by our drum and bugle band up the drive to the gate. We took the
long way round to the church along the A4080 with every boy marching
proudly to the tunes of Sousa.
We duly arrived at the Church of St Mary (by the rapid whirlpool and
white hazel) and duly filed in to take our pews behind the local
parishioners. I must have learned something as I was at some stage
confirmed by the vicar who was also the school's Padre. It was always
interesting to watch the collection plate being passed back along the
pews from the locals - God only knows how much was left in it by the
time the vicar retrieved it!
Sunday afternoons was for sports which included sailing and rowing. One
cold winter's day, a bunch of us discarded our boots and socks and left
them on the groin as was the rule. We then manned one of our heavy
cutters and rowed off up the treacherous Menai Straits, however having
the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age, we were mistaken in the
strength of the tide and were unable to row back. It was now sunset, we
were in danger of being swept out into the Irish Sea, in what was by
now, gale force conditions, with no means of assistance except our
oars. (A salutary lesson this, for the future). With freezing feet and
blistered hands, and some fortitude, we managed to manoeuvre the boat to
the Anglesey side and secure it to a tree. We walked painfully back
along the rocky shore in the dark to collect our footwear and report to
the Chief Officer. We received little sympathy, (sympathy was just a
word, found in the dictionary somewhere between shite and syphilis!).
He gave us a few hours rest and ordered us to return and fetch the boat
when the tide turned. This we did, finally falling into our bunks at
three o'clock in the morning. We didn't get much sleep the next night
either, one of the boys was making a noise in the dormitory but wouldn't
own up to it. Because of that, the whole ship's company was made to
stand to attention in our pyjamas on the parade ground for an hour. The
boy that made the noise was later "reminded of his responsibilities" and
never repeated the occurrence.
There were various excursions that we embarked on. We walked up Mount
Snowdon each year, attended fetes at Rhyl, Llandudno and Menai Bridge
with our band. On Remembrance Day 1956, our buglers, including myself,
played the Last Post at the Cenotaph in Holyhead. And one day we lined
the route at Llanfair P.G. when Prince Philip whizzed through on his way
to R.A.F. Valley.
Wilfred Pickles came to the Indefatigable. His radio show was called
"Have a Go Joe" and it was transmitted live from the school. It was a
very popular programme at the time and he was aided by his wife Mabel
and Violet Carson who was later to become famous on Coronation Street.
The format was to interview interesting local people and then ask them
questions for prize money. His well known catch phrase was "give him
the money Mabel". All the boys were stacked at the rear of the large
mess hall and when it came to our turn, we gave a rendition of the
school song, with Violet Carson playing the piano.
We are some of the Inde boys,
Sailors of Britain are we,
When you hear the bos'un shout
Hands on deck and all about,
Sailors of Britain are we.
Fortunately, I can't remember the rest of it.
After receiving my Leading Hand's stripe I was presented with a gold
star to sew on the sleeve of my uniform.. This was issued for
completing six months with good conduct, although my step-father,
alluded to it as "six months of undetected crime" he was probably right.
Some of the boys were given special jobs on a monthly basis, among them
being the Stores Boy in charge of cleaning materials, brooms, soap etc.
There was a Boiler Room Boy, Officers Steward, Cook's Assistant,
Gardener's Boy and a Messenger Boy. I enjoyed being the messenger boy
and held the post three or four times. My duties consisted of cleaning
the large brass bell before breakfast, and during the day I would
strike it at the appropriate times. It was situated at the end of the
Main Hall just outside the Captain's office. I would remain there until
sent on an errand, these were quite frequent and I would walk up to the
village two or three times a day.
I would post the mail and go shopping for the Captain's wife, this gave
me a certain amount of freedom and I was able to engage in a bit of
illicit trading. Smoking was forbidden of course, so I was able to buy
ten Woodbine cigarettes for one shilling and fourpence and sell them to
the lads at sixpence (two and a half pence) each.
The Captain's wife was always kind to me and I would tarry as long as I
dare, eating her home made cakes and teasing the Captain's African grey
parrot. Her house was down a lane from the school, and overlooked the
groin where the boats were moored. In the summer it was "all hands to
swimming", we had no swimming trunks so we divested ourselves, leaving
our gear on the mole and dived in starkers. It was fascinating to see
the upstairs curtains twitching, indicating that Mrs George Washington
Irvin was taking an interest in our leisure activities!
Leave was granted at Christmas, Easter and in the Summer. On arriving
home for Christmas 1956, I was greeted with the news that my old and
faithful mongrel Jacky had gone. He was terror stricken by fireworks
and he had been inadvertently let out on the evening of 5th November.
He hadn't been seen since. I was devastated.
I became the Petty Officer of Hood Division, and worked well with the
divisional officer Mr John Firth. On my return to the school, after the
Easter 1957 holidays, Mr Firth was absent, rumours abounded until the
following extract was spotted in the Daily Mirror on 25th July.
THE DAY A MAJOR BOUNCED INTO TOWN were the headlines. A Court heard
yesterday about the day the Major bounced into town. The "˜Major" -
Donald Scott, 32 - took a heap of smart new luggage with him to a quiet
seaside resort in the Isle of Man. It weighed five hundredweight and
included; cabin trunks, leather suitcases, photographic and electronic
equipment. The ˜Major" said he was going to set up a photographic
business. But did absolutely NOTHING. Neighbours got suspicious and
mentioned it to the police. And it was only a few hours before police
at Manchester circulated the picture and description of a man they
wanted to interview in connection with DUD CHEQUES.
.
The wanted man was handsome INSTRUCTOR Donald Scott, alias Major John
Worth.
At Manchester Crown court yesterday, Scott of no fixed address, was
gaoled for five years for stealing and forging cheques and obtaining
money by false pretences. Scott, an instructor in seamanship, appeared
for sentence.
He told the Recorder, Sir Basil Nield, that he was being blackmailed
at a nautical school in Wales and had yielded to the demands of his
blackmailer.
At an earlier hearing Mr J.S. Oakes, prosecuting, said Scott, under
the name Kenneth Wilson, got a job as a bookmaker with a London firm.
After stealing two cheques he asked for time off and a letter of
recommendation. He used the letter to obtain his employer's signature.
Scott wrote out a cheque for £578, took it to a London bank in the name
of Wilson and drew a cheque on the account. Then he left for the North
of England and again changed his name. As ˜Major" John Worth he bought
cars and other things with dud cheques.
Scott, who was dismissed from the Royal Navy in 1948 was
commissioned in the Royal Army Service Corps a year later. He was
dismissed from the Army in 1950.
In May 1952 he was fined for unlawfully wearing an Army uniform.
If he was being blackmailed, I had no idea who it might have been. By
this time, being a Petty Officer and one of the Chief Officer's right
hand men, he took me into his confidence and explained that he had had
his doubts about Beaky when he had originally applied for the Seamanship
Instructor's job. Apparently he had said that he had been working
abroad, but his face had a rather pasty colour as if he had been in
jail. When questioned about it, he said that he had just got over
malaria. The Chief Officer also told me that it had been a toss-up
between myself and my friend Jimmy Hughes on which one of us was to be
chosen as Chief Petty Officer Boy. Jimmy had finally been picked
because he was going to sea as a cadet, and therefore more academically
advanced.